We'd be advertisin'!!

1. Captain Hook? Jack Sparrow? Blackbeard? All sissies!!

2. We tend to take over small businesses. And
look like we just ate a pound of chocolate.

3. We have absolutely no respect for copyright
laws. And we're very content with ourselves.

4. From your pockets to ours. Gladly.

5. We prefer the term repossession agent.
Or, if you like, goods transfer specialist.

6. Don't mind all the homemade prosthetics

7. Code? There's a code?!

We are looking for crew members. Please talk to Flops or No Beard. Ye have until the 22nd of Febuarie to make your decision or to walk the plank.

Love,

Ye Happy Pirates

All ye listeners of Billy Joel

yar....things are a lookin' purty set up. We shall have sign up sheet up and around here soon. The date for the show looks like it'll be march 4th or 5th. write that on ye calenders and/or also bring along a date (if ye feel a bit more scaliwagish, bring two!!). We're are still lookin' for crew members. For details, please have a chat with someone in tavern (apt.) 4. Aye, have yeselves a merry day.


Thee extra-scurvy Happy Pirates

A Pirates Life For Me

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirates life for me. Velcome ye scurvy scaliwags. We enjoy making fun of peoples and things. This is the somewhat "official" Happy Pirates website. Comedy is coming. Or something like that.

Here is where we will be giving updates on shows, happenings, pillages and mutinies. Please stick around for this kind of stuff.

Sincerely,

Flops
Cap'n
Whitey
No Beard