We'd be advertisin'!!

1. Captain Hook? Jack Sparrow? Blackbeard? All sissies!!

2. We tend to take over small businesses. And
look like we just ate a pound of chocolate.

3. We have absolutely no respect for copyright
laws. And we're very content with ourselves.

4. From your pockets to ours. Gladly.

5. We prefer the term repossession agent.
Or, if you like, goods transfer specialist.

6. Don't mind all the homemade prosthetics

7. Code? There's a code?!

We are looking for crew members. Please talk to Flops or No Beard. Ye have until the 22nd of Febuarie to make your decision or to walk the plank.

Love,

Ye Happy Pirates